I’ve learned a lot of lessons the hard way over the course of a very committed long-term relationship with alcohol that started when we were first introduced in a parking lot before a Dave Matthews Band concert when I was in high school because I am a cliché. However, we didn’t really become a serious item until I headed off to college, where we got to know each other incredibly well while navigating the ups and downs that come with taking things to the next level.
Based on the extensive amount of research I’ve conducted over the years, I’ve found there’s a direct correlation between how little you can recall about the previous night and how memorable the ensuing hangover is. I have plenty of candidates to pick from when it comes to the most pain I’ve ever felt after an evening filled with bad decisions but none of them stick out like the one made possible by Snoop Dogg.
